Sam: If you move the letters around in our name. You know what you can spell? Well, you know what you can spell incorrectly?
Me: Wut. "Buttface" ?
Sam: "Saruman"
Me: Awwww! That's the perfect mascot for our relationship.
Sam: what? how?
Me: (whispered) Across middle earth our love is both powerful and feared
Sam: :|
